Relaxed Realist T-Shirts

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

'Morgue - Welcome to the chill-out room.'

Success Without Effort

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!"

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

The Dungeon

Rural Cityscape

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"Smoke two joints and call me in the afternoon."

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."