Relaxed Royalist T-Shirts

"Technically, I'm guarding two posts."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

Wearing bras in 2020.

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Wonder what the shareholders are doing today...

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

Success Without Effort

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

'Saturdays in paradise.'

Hammock resting on books.

'Relax, there are thousands of us working today: Nobody will notice that the two of us are slacking off...'

Library has a beach holiday reading in a sandpit.