Relaxed Leader T-Shirts

"He who leads least leads best!"

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Just go with the workflow."

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'Goopta took early retirement.'

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

Lance, I know I'm lying down on the job, but

'Frankly, I don't remember why I called this meeting.'

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"She's in her happy place again."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

"This is the software for my head."

Wheels for all purposes.

Success Without Effort

"We're just like one big happy family here."

Lethargics Anonymous - In, Out and Pending Trays.

Lunch.

Pigeon Breeders' Association.