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'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

'It's not a bad little kingdom - as kingdoms go.'

'Not in here, stupid - I don't need to!'

'Frankly, I don't remember why I called this meeting.'

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

'Management is all about 'empathy', about developing positive, supportive and healthy relationships with colleagues and staff... and if you can't get that through your thick skull then you'll be as useless as you look!'

Wheels for all purposes.

Pigeon Breeders' Association.

Why as a general rule Pastors are not allowed to help on building work days.

"Lately, I've begun to question your decision-making process, Markham."

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"We're just like one big happy family here."

'Believe me, Luci, it's hard being a boss! You want to be everyone's friend...but you can't...I wonder what you'll be when you grow up...'

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

"I don't want to rush things. Instead of hugging, why don't we just hold hands?"

'To motivate every single employee is one of the main principles of my management style. Well, if you don't meet the sales targets, you'll get sentenced to death.'

'I think you're our kind of people.'

'The head of our script department!'

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

A bridge between the 'haves' and the 'have nots' crumbles.

"He who leads least leads best!"

This house needs rules! ...so if you think of any you want to live by, just let us know.

'...Oh, and I bought some new smalls in town...'

"Well I, for one, find comfort in your God-like leadership."

'We wanted to show a much more caring and sharing, less profit driven side of the corporation...'

'This is our manager. He prides himself on being very much hands off.'