Relaxed Leader Pillows

"He who leads least leads best!"

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

'Goopta took early retirement.'

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

'Frankly, I don't remember why I called this meeting.'

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"She's in her happy place again."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

Wheels for all purposes.

"This is the software for my head."

Success Without Effort

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

Lethargics Anonymous - In, Out and Pending Trays.

Why as a general rule Pastors are not allowed to help on building work days.

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."