Laid-back Leaders Pillows

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

'Let me be the one to tell him he won the Relaxed Manager of the Year Award.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Man types with beer on his computer.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

"Sloth!"

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

"Love them rays, Chief."

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"We're just like one big happy family here."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

'I think you're our kind of people.'

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

"Ooh, Dave. Your DNA results have come back! According to this, you're 10% German, 15% Irish, and 75% layabout."

Worried Too Much. Worries Too Little

"This is Billy. He's an old washout."

"I was asked to support our national football team. . . by staying at home and cheering the boys on TV."

"Whenever they low, I get high."

"Look on the bright side. If I'm out of work, can't get sacked!"

"He who leads least leads best!"

'This is our manager. He prides himself on being very much hands off.'