Laid-back Leaders Pillows

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

'Let me be the one to tell him he won the Relaxed Manager of the Year Award.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Man types with beer on his computer.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

Lance, I know I'm lying down on the job, but

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"We're just like one big happy family here."

"Love them rays, Chief."

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"Sloth!"

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

"Ooh, Dave. Your DNA results have come back! According to this, you're 10% German, 15% Irish, and 75% layabout."

'I think you're our kind of people.'

Worried Too Much. Worries Too Little

"Whenever they low, I get high."

"This is Billy. He's an old washout."

"He who leads least leads best!"

"Look on the bright side. If I'm out of work, can't get sacked!"

"I was asked to support our national football team. . . by staying at home and cheering the boys on TV."