Laid-back Thinker Pillows

"Why do I have to be talented at something? Why can't I just be talented?"

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Man types with beer on his computer.

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

"We're just like one big happy family here."

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

"Sloth!"

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"He's our ideas man - I can never tell if he's working or not."

'I think you're our kind of people.'

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

Worried Too Much. Worries Too Little

'It can't be worth much.'

'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'

'I'm fighting boredom.' - 'Who's winning?'

"I have an agenda but I don't have a timetable."