"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"
Laid-back Investor Pillows
Bring comfort and humor into their space with pillows that showcase the laid-back investor's relaxed approach to money matters, perfect for their favorite lounge or home office.
'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'
Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.
"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."
Procrastinator Hall of Fame
'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'
'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'
Zen and the Art of Procrastination.
"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"
No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.
Man types with beer on his computer.
"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"
Lance, I know I'm lying down on the job, but
'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'
'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'
Sundayafternoon Carpenters
"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."
Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.
Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans
'Stocks remained unchanged on news iit's best to let a sleeping dog lie.'
"Sloth!"
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"When you called yourself a playboy...."
"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."
"We're just like one big happy family here."
'I think you're our kind of people.'
'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'
"I'm going to recommend we switch to Plan B, which I like to call 'Go with the flow'."
'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'
"Look on the bright side. If I'm out of work, can't get sacked!"
Two youths
Randy, if you could be any superhero, which one would you be? I'd be Randy-Man. He came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things. He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile. I don't think The Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man.
"I was asked to support our national football team. . . by staying at home and cheering the boys on TV."
2010 festival guide - get stoned, come home.
'This is our manager. He prides himself on being very much hands off.'
Laid-back Investor Pillows Collection
Laid-back Investor Mugs
Looking for more fun ways to celebrate the laid-back investor? Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty and relaxed designs perfect for their morning coffee or tea.
Laid-back Investor Prints
Brighten their home or office with prints that humorously reflect the easygoing attitude of the laid-back investor, blending wit with financial wisdom.
Laid-back Investor T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts that capture the relaxed spirit of the laid-back investor with witty slogans and cool graphics—perfect for casual days or investing meetups.