Relaxed Investor Pillows

"I'm going to recommend we switch to Plan B, which I like to call 'Go with the flow'."

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

'The Dow is down 13.4%, the Nasdaq is down 21.2%, the S&P...'

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

"Safe FDIC insured, guaranteed 2.65% APY...check out our new Emotional Support CDs."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

"This is the software for my head."

Success Without Effort

Lunch.

'Stocks remained unchanged on news iit's best to let a sleeping dog lie.'

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

"Smoke two joints and call me in the afternoon."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."