Relaxed Budgeter Pillows

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"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'What's the smallest budget you can manage on?' 'The most you can give me!'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"Just go with the workflow."

Investing your savings

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"What comes after zillion?"

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"The good news is that profits are up 76%. . . The BAD news is that costs are up 83%."

"This guy might like fiddling with numbers, Dad – but is he any good at sums?"

Keep the econoimy moving

Trivia/Great Literature.

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

Blowing dust off an order book.

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'