Relaxed Budgeter Prints

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"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'What's the smallest budget you can manage on?' 'The most you can give me!'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Investing your savings

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

"We balanced our budget this month!"

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"What comes after zillion?"

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"The good news is that profits are up 76%. . . The BAD news is that costs are up 83%."

Keep the econoimy moving

"This guy might like fiddling with numbers, Dad – but is he any good at sums?"

Trivia/Great Literature.

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

Blowing dust off an order book.

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.