Budget Balancing Enthusiast Pillows

Santa bailout.

"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"

'Err not quite, we control our budget now...not yours.'

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

"I've balanced the state budget: The graft and payoffs are equal."

"In order to balance the budget we will need to make sacrifices, and you are mine"

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'What's the smallest budget you can manage on?' 'The most you can give me!'

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

State Budget.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

"This guy might like fiddling with numbers, Dad – but is he any good at sums?"

"The good news is that profits are up 76%. . . The BAD news is that costs are up 83%."

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

'How can they call it a shared sacrifice in this bad economy...when your pay cut was 10% and mine, 25%?!'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

The Costs Of Doing War.