Relaxed Observer Pillows

Medical Marijuana: Take a toke before watching the news.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'Anorak anoraks'.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

Chess on TV

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

This week we've explored what might happen if there were a military draft. Hear what I say: How many soldiers died today? Now back to our regular programming. My iPad's shiny. My oil stocks are soaring.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

'I simply don't know what I'd do with mother, if it wasn't for the squatters!'

Impractical Gardener.