Relaxed Philosopher Pillows

'Could you ask me how school was later? Right now I'm off-line.'

If it's broke, don't bother to fix it...

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

"Looks like your Father may have scored some of that medical marijuana."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

Clearing up medals.

'Goopta took early retirement.'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"Since you retired, you've gone to pieces!"

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

Success Without Effort

'All I hope for is that the weekdays don't ruin my weekend.'

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

Library of War and Peace

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

'Don't feel too badly about your post, I used to work for the News of the World.'

"Smoke two joints and call me in the afternoon."

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"Yes, Gramps, we agreed to follow 'until death do us part' with the caveat that we might be placed in separate wings of the assisted living facility."

Evolution of Chair