Quiet Observer Pillows

A blank church notice board with church in background

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

"Sh-h-h-sitting very quietly is part of the pickling process."

'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!'

"No, I refuse to guess."

Chess on TV

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Hush puppy.

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Anorak anoraks'.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

'Let's arbitrate.'

"I suppose it should be enough that I heard it."

'I simply don't know what I'd do with mother, if it wasn't for the squatters!'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

'It's quiet... Too quiet.'

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."