Silence Observer Pillows

"There was a two minute silence at the library today. Nobody noticed."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Magic Act

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

John Kerry making a speak: 'What'd he say?'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

Chess on TV

"Cat got your tongue?"

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

Wrong note.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

"The concept is simple. People call in with questions on existece and reality , and you respond with total silence."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'It's quiet... Too quiet.'

"I think I'm going to fall! Will one of you please make a note of the sound in case anyone every asks?"

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

It was a tough case. Plenty of witnesses, but no one was talking.

Introvert Career Faire.

Quiet Please: Examination in Progress

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

Make America Quiet

"I only wish this was the final notice."

Tarot Lying

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

Museum. Shhh!

No, I don't think a squeaky toy breaks your vow of silence.