Laid-back Leader Pillows

'This is our manager. He prides himself on being very much hands off.'

"We're just like one big happy family here."

Lance, I know I'm lying down on the job, but

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

'I think you're our kind of people.'

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"The fundamental problem with this company is that it has too much of a laid back attitude."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

Man types with beer on his computer.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"Sloth!"

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

"Love them rays, Chief."

"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

"Ooh, Dave. Your DNA results have come back! According to this, you're 10% German, 15% Irish, and 75% layabout."

"He who leads least leads best!"

"Whenever they low, I get high."

"I was asked to support our national football team. . . by staying at home and cheering the boys on TV."