Laid-back Leader Gifts

'This is our manager. He prides himself on being very much hands off.'

"We're just like one big happy family here."

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

'I think you're our kind of people.'

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"The fundamental problem with this company is that it has too much of a laid back attitude."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

Man types with beer on his computer.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"Sloth!"

"Love them rays, Chief."

"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

"Ooh, Dave. Your DNA results have come back! According to this, you're 10% German, 15% Irish, and 75% layabout."

"Whenever they low, I get high."

"This is Billy. He's an old washout."

"He who leads least leads best!"

"I was asked to support our national football team. . . by staying at home and cheering the boys on TV."