Laid-back Visionary Gifts

Review game plan, get money, get power, get beautiful women, pretend there was no plan....

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

Man types with beer on his computer.

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"Love them rays, Chief."

"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

"Sloth!"

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"We're just like one big happy family here."

'I think you're our kind of people.'

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

'I'm fighting boredom.' - 'Who's winning?'

'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'

2010 festival guide - get stoned, come home.

"I have an agenda but I don't have a timetable."

"I'm afraid my husband's just a very lazy old Trot."