Laid-back Visionary Gifts

Review game plan, get money, get power, get beautiful women, pretend there was no plan....

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

Man types with beer on his computer.

Lance, I know I'm lying down on the job, but

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"Sloth!"

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

"We're just like one big happy family here."

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"Love them rays, Chief."

'I think you're our kind of people.'

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

'I'm fighting boredom.' - 'Who's winning?'

'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'

"I have an agenda but I don't have a timetable."

2010 festival guide - get stoned, come home.