Laid-back Legend Gifts

"Love them rays, Chief."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Man types with beer on his computer.

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"What are we doing today?"

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"We're just like one big happy family here."

"Sloth!"

"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

This Mind Intentionally Left Blank

'I think you're our kind of people.'

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

'I'm fighting boredom.' - 'Who's winning?'

'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

2010 festival guide - get stoned, come home.

"Worm, how do you stay so humble and calm?"

"Whenever they low, I get high."

Two youths

"This is Billy. He's an old washout."

'That's okay. These are my key people.'

"I was asked to support our national football team. . . by staying at home and cheering the boys on TV."

'This is our manager. He prides himself on being very much hands off.'