Laid-back Enthusiast Gifts

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

You can have your highway of life. I prefer the parking lot of life.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Man types with beer on his computer.

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

Scaffolding team watching TV.

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

Summer Road Work

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

Come in here if you don't like....

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

"I've always worked from home."

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

She went as far as she could to get away from the paperwork.

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

'...I'm taking 9 months off between the end of the summer hols and the start of my gap year...'

'I'm fighting boredom.' - 'Who's winning?'

Randy, if you could be any superhero, which one would you be? I'd be Randy-Man. He came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things. He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile. I don't think The Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man.

'Nicholson is stressed out from teaching stress management classes!'

Wine and Stripes

"They said I could be anything. . . so I became an under-achiever."