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Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Born to be Mild.

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

'No sweat shop'

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

'Hey man that's a gas!'

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

Summer Road Work

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

"Sloth!"

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

Come in here if you don't like....

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Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"Calm down! You're such a worryguts...!!"

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

'Doing?'

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