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Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Born to be Mild.

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

'No sweat shop'

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

"What are we doing today?"

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

Summer Road Work

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

Come in here if you don't like....

"Sloth!"

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

'We serve comfort food in a laid back atmosphere, so lower your expectations, be prepared to wait, and I'll be back for your order unless I go home.'

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

'Doing?'