Laid-back Friend Gifts

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Born to be Mild.

"You're suffering from extreme laziness."

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

Shall I be mother?

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

'No sweat shop'

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"What are we doing today?"

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"You just had to ask him how he was doing, didn't you?"

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

"Sloth!"

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

This Mind Intentionally Left Blank

'Doing?'

"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

'We serve comfort food in a laid back atmosphere, so lower your expectations, be prepared to wait, and I'll be back for your order unless I go home.'

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

Cool Receptionist

'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'

"Look on the bright side. If I'm out of work, can't get sacked!"

"This is Billy. He's an old washout."