Laid-back Personality Gifts

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Born to be Mild.

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

Man types with beer on his computer.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

'No sweat shop'

Lance, I know I'm lying down on the job, but

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

"What are we doing today?"

"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

"We're just like one big happy family here."

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"Sloth!"

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

'Doing?'

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'