Laid-back Personality Pillows

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Born to be Mild.

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Man types with beer on his computer.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

'No sweat shop'

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

"What are we doing today?"

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

"We're just like one big happy family here."

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

"Sloth!"

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

'I think you're our kind of people.'