Laid-back Lover Pillows

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Born to be Mild.

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

'No sweat shop'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"What are we doing today?"

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

Summer Road Work

Come in here if you don't like....

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

"Sloth!"

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

'We serve comfort food in a laid back atmosphere, so lower your expectations, be prepared to wait, and I'll be back for your order unless I go home.'