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"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

Born to be Mild.

"My feet aren't gross. They simply show 'honest wear'".

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'No sweat shop'

"Somehow, Mr. Weber, I don't think you're putting a concerted effort into finding a job."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

Naw, man. Catnip's not my thing, but I wouldn't mind a beer.

The closest I've come to seizing the day was tearing off yesterday on my page-a-day calendar.

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

'Doing?'

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

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'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

I know hard work pays off in the long run, but goofing off has such immediate rewards!

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

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Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

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'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

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