Laid-back Buddy Pillows

"What are we doing today?"

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

"Sloth!"

"Love them rays, Chief."

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

This Mind Intentionally Left Blank

"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

'We serve comfort food in a laid back atmosphere, so lower your expectations, be prepared to wait, and I'll be back for your order unless I go home.'

'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'

Randy, if you could be any superhero, which one would you be? I'd be Randy-Man. He came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things. He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile. I don't think The Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man.

"I was asked to support our national football team. . . by staying at home and cheering the boys on TV."

"Look on the bright side. If I'm out of work, can't get sacked!"

'That's okay. These are my key people.'

"Worm, how do you stay so humble and calm?"

"This is Billy. He's an old washout."

"Whenever they low, I get high."

"That corn on your foot is beginning to look nasty."

'When he shifts gears... it's always into park.'

Girl giving thumbs up sign.

"This is the life, eh?"

"Technically, I'm guarding two posts."

You can have your highway of life. I prefer the parking lot of life.

"Have you heard about the procrastinator's club? I'm thinking about joining it one of these days."