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"'Work' is a magic word around here."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Man types with beer on his computer.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

"What are we doing today?"

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

'I play well with others.'

'If his old company was so great, why didn't he just stay there?'

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

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"Sloth!"

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"We're just like one big happy family here."

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'I think you're our kind of people.'

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

"I was asked to support our national football team. . . by staying at home and cheering the boys on TV."

"This is Billy. He's an old washout."

"Worm, how do you stay so humble and calm?"