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"'Work' is a magic word around here."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Man types with beer on his computer.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

Lance, I know I'm lying down on the job, but

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

"What are we doing today?"

"Sloth!"

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

"We're just like one big happy family here."

'I play well with others.'

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"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'If his old company was so great, why didn't he just stay there?'

'I think you're our kind of people.'

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

"Look on the bright side. If I'm out of work, can't get sacked!"

"Worm, how do you stay so humble and calm?"