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Man types with beer on his computer.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"I'm slowly weaning myself off employment."

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

"Sloth!"

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"We're just like one big happy family here."

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

'I'm making pot pie.'

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

"These informal meetings have become really informal."

"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

'I think you're our kind of people.'

"Your ten o'clock cancelled. He doesn't like the way his skin gets all wrinkly."

"This is Billy. He's an old washout."