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"Sloth!"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Born to be Mild.

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Man types with beer on his computer.

'No sweat shop'

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

Lance, I know I'm lying down on the job, but

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

"What are we doing today?"

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

Come in here if you don't like....

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"We're just like one big happy family here."

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

'I think you're our kind of people.'

'Doing?'