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"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Born to be Mild.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'No sweat shop'

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

Scaffolding team watching TV.

"Sloth!"

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

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Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

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"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

'Doing?'

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'