Laid-back Partner Gifts

"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Born to be Mild.

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Man types with beer on his computer.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

'No sweat shop'

Lance, I know I'm lying down on the job, but

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

"What are we doing today?"

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

Scaffolding team watching TV.

"We're just like one big happy family here."

"Sloth!"

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

Customer Relationship Management at Surf City Hospital