Laid-back Couple Gifts

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Born to be Mild.

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

"It took the better part of seventeen years, but you finally get me."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Man types with beer on his computer.

'No sweat shop'

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

"What are we doing today?"

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

'Wow! I'm a dog person too!'

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"Sloth!"

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

Come in here if you don't like....

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Customer Relationship Management at Surf City Hospital

' That's the first time we've had fireworks in the bedroom! '

'Doing?'

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'