Laidback Leisure Lover Gifts

'Jim's always wanted to be a male model.'

Come in here if you don't like....

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"I AM at my usual position."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Problem Solving

"Well Earned Vacation"

Born to be Mild.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

Table tennis.

9-5, 5-9

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

"Yipeee!"

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Workaholic goes to Pisa

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

You've done it again, Harry.