Laid-back Leisure Lover Gifts

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

Wine and Stripes

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"I AM at my usual position."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Stairlift around cliff face.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ultra-lazy sloth

Problem Solving

"Well Earned Vacation"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Born to be Mild.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Table tennis.

9-5, 5-9

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"Yipeee!"

Workaholic goes to Pisa