Laid-back Leisure Lover Gifts

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

Wine and Stripes

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I AM at my usual position."

Stairlift around cliff face.

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Problem Solving

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Well Earned Vacation"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Born to be Mild.

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

Table tennis.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

9-5, 5-9

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"Yipeee!"

Workaholic goes to Pisa