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"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Born to be Mild.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

'No sweat shop'

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."

'Hey man that's a gas!'

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

Summer Road Work

Come in here if you don't like....

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

"Sloth!"

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

"Calm down! You're such a worryguts...!!"

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Cool Receptionist

'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'