Leisurely Drinker T-Shirts

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"Life after death"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"We should get out to the country more often."

'Malty tasking.'

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Wine at the Bar

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

Getting old...

'I'll be home for dinner pretty soon, dear — I just stopped off to cleanse my palate.'

"I love people-watching."

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

Cause and Effect.