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"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

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My first mistake.

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"Brian's considering the optics."

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'No sweat shop'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

"Right now we're at a budget impasse. I maintain that you provide an essential service, and my wife feels that you do not."

'Which one has the highest alcohol content?' 'That one.'

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

'A 1982 bottle of KMart Beaujolais Nouveau? You shouldn't have, really. I mean you really, really shouldn't have...really.'

A sign at a bar above some stools reads "Express Stools (3 drinks or less)".

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."

"Please, John, not the cheap Scotch. My body is a temple."

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

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"I'm Artie. I'll be your beverage consultant."

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

I don't like it when lawyers put coffee on my desk. Relax, judge. It's tequila.

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

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'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."