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'Do you have any mints? I can't go back to work with toilet water on my breath.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

My first mistake.

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"I brought my lunch."

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

"Lunchward ho!"

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

Sandwich filing.

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

"Lunch!"

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I've brought my own.'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

Woman opens sushi box.

'Then it's decided... the United Nations will bring full sanctions against Rienzo's Hoagie Hut for today's cruddy lunch.'

"Veni, Vidi, Lunchi."

C.I.A. concealing the location of their lunch appointment.

"I prefer working remotely, except when there's a free lunch."

'Major breakthrough! We've all agreed on Pizza for lunch.'

"I've found that falling face first into my plate and snoring loudly is effective in ending a long lunch meeting."

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

City Diner - Out to lunch.

I think he's just gone for an early lunch break.

"That's generous of Mike to offer, but there's really no good reason for your lunch breaks to require a designated driver."

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

"I'm Artie. I'll be your beverage consultant."