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Chateau Solitude

A Good Batch.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'I know it's gassy...'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

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'I'm an atheist!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Wanna talk about it?

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

My first mistake.

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

"I'm addicted to water."

"Brian's considering the optics."

Now THAT, my friend, is a beer garden!

Hotel mini-bar.

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I think I know where you're going with this: Yes, he was talking about happy hour.

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

"Right now we're at a budget impasse. I maintain that you provide an essential service, and my wife feels that you do not."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

A sign at a bar above some stools reads "Express Stools (3 drinks or less)".

"This time, she went too far."

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

Cocktailgating. . . .

Eating the Cocktail Olive

'Which one has the highest alcohol content?' 'That one.'

Should We All Go To The Movies?