Casual Drinker Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Ooh, I need a drink. I wish I didn't have to hide it...but I don't want the family making fun of me. Mmm...that hits the spot."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'The King of what?'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Rabbit Punch

Wine at the Bar

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."