Casual Drinker Enthusiast Mugs

"Ooh, I need a drink. I wish I didn't have to hide it...but I don't want the family making fun of me. Mmm...that hits the spot."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'The King of what?'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Whiskey wars

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Wine at the Bar

Rabbit Punch

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'