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"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Cat Nip.

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'I know it's gassy...'

"An everything Martini, please."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Balancing two espresso martinis

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.