Laid-back Lifestyle Fan Gifts

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Summer Road Work

Cat's busy calendar

Born to be Mild.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'No sweat shop'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

Come in here if you don't like....

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

'Doing?'

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."