Relaxed Lifestyle Fan Gifts

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Born to be Mild.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"We need to walk."

Biliard Enthusiast

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'No sweat shop'

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"They both like to have their stomachs scratched."

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

Summer Road Work

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

'How's the Hawaii branch?'

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

'Doing?'

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

"For the last time, stop saying 'Let's just wing it'!"

rich woman on horseback

Cool Receptionist

"I think I’ve mastered the “sitting in front of the TV” pose."