Relaxed Lifestyle Gifts

"I don't have to get up early to go to school. I'm home schooled."

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Born to be Mild.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Whatever!

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'No sweat shop'

"They grow up so slow."

Beard, socks and sandals.

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

"For the last time, stop saying 'Let's just wing it'!"

'I think you're overdoing the yoga classes.'

Cool Receptionist

'Oh, that's just Bill. He retired last year and then he went feral.'