Relaxed Lifestyle Promoter Gifts

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"We need to walk."

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'

"I'm a weight-loss motivator. I tell people that if they don't eat right and exercise, they will look like me."

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

"For the last time, stop saying 'Let's just wing it'!"

'I think you're overdoing the yoga classes.'

Born to Potter.

The Why-Can't-This-Event-Be-In-Miles-Like-Other-Sports-In-This-Country 10K

"Just because I'm broke doesn't mean I should get a job."

'Why live each day to the fullest? You have 9 lives.'

Let Go Once in a While

Happy New Year 2013

'I don't know if there's a word for it, but it's the opposite of multitasking.'

'... And I haven't lifted a finger for two weeks!'

He's giving up being an international sex symbol and man of mystery for the New Year.

'Sales of our new stay-awake pill have been very disappointing.'

'Oh, he couldn't be sleepwalking - he's far too lazy for THAT.'

I think our son needs more flying and less feeding.

"I don't have to get up early to go to school. I'm home schooled."